Health: Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster,...

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML

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By Lea - 16/01/2012 20:18 - Denmark

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

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Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

Don't all toasters say that?

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IWillEatYouAlive 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 1:07

Sounds like the toaster needs a clean

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Sunday 14 February 2021 22:47

I think they all say that.

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Thursday 16 June 2022 21:19

Seriously???

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