Transportation: Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school,...

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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Thursday 8 September 2011 8:46

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Comments

AwesomeSkySky 1

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:41

Your mom is a bitch letting you walk in the rain like that

jarobjent 17

Friday 1 November 2013 7:08

Wow, what an asshat.

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 19 June 2014 0:32

Bitch!

Thoricsteam20 24

Tuesday 24 March 2015 6:29

#Douche Mom

cats54321 19

Monday 7 December 2015 21:22

Aw that's mean

trumpy 9

Friday 15 January 2016 15:51

wow what a bitch

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