Health: Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled

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Comments

ZeroIce 12

Monday 3 October 2011 5:00

thats my ortho place...

ZeroIce 12

Monday 3 October 2011 5:00

thats my ortho place...

zoezola 0

Monday 3 October 2011 5:56

you must be brittish

tuyetnhung95 3

Monday 3 October 2011 10:46

Go 2 a different dentist :)

Sarojin 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:37

that says more about his dentist than him. haha

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:49

Doctor, heal thyself.

chocolate_teapot 12

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:04

Just avoid the guy he goes to :)

finished 10

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:38

Well he might not be a able to look at his own teeth properly ... So that means that he has a crappy dentist so maybe hes a pretty good dentist.?

krr10 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 4:31

It is incredibly difficult to work on your own teeth. He could not have possibly screwed his own teeth up because of poor practice.

rivaraven 35

Tuesday 4 September 2012 8:48

He can't fix his own teeth, that means that he doesn't have a good dentist. -.-

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