Love: Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML - FML

By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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coffeeicecream 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:25

was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...

TheBigDawg 8

Friday 27 February 2009 5:16

Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P

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skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:19

I am 33 and when someone calls my house and I answer, they ask if my mom is home. Same thing if a stranger knocks on my door and I answer. They assume I am a teen and ask for my parents....I'm married and have a child. :/

hollyman 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:02

you met Britney Griner

narutou546 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:30

are you justin bieber

iluvlife797 2

Friday 22 July 2011 5:57

That's he fml!!

IndigoAcrylic 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:04

Perhaps it wasn't a girl (; Them transsexuals very are slyy xD

chipper901 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:04

he must be Justin beiber

browneyed 7

Friday 9 September 2011 22:12

isn't that an FML for her?

ella868 0

Monday 3 October 2011 6:52

Yay for female tenors!

eatpussy 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 14:36

Are you justin bieber?

EmilyExstatic 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:31

are you Justin Bieber?

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