Miscellaneous: Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number...

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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cthulhu1138 1

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:38

Well, at least you learned that next time you should save the number before you go bragging about it.

ebbasaur 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:42

I believe he did it on purpose...

Comments

pwnage79 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:44

doesnt ur phone have a recent numbers section?

F_Y_Comments 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:56

She had a lucky escape if your first thought was to show off, YDI

MrJentipede 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:03

YDI for showing off rather than just taking the number down.

jollyholly414 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:14

well, I agree that your life is f***ed, but you also kind of deserve it. you should have saved the number and then show your friend

Zepp_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:32

YDI for having a shitty phone, it would have still been open if it were like mine :P.

zoombabwee 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:27

Are u sure it wasn't on purpose? And ydi for not saving it

fml1358 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:00

YDI for not saving it

Mr_Positive 3

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:01

wow your buddy should have bought u a drink or something after that...nah dont worry...#59 makes no sense :S feminist?

Funderful 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:06

Funderful, now you have to post on the "missed connections" section of Craigslist only to shuffle through the numerous number of fat girls who respond; thinking they made a "connection" with you you at the club.