Miscellaneous: Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and...

By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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MilkShakez 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:15

Thats better than forgetting your pants

moosemonkey1000 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:14

you didnt feel the pebbles on the ground?

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LakersFanatiC 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:52

you, sir, are an idiot!

DaM_iM_sO_nY 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:57

is your name Fred Flinstone ..... say hi to Barny for me

tommyc17 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:57

Wow , I really have like no Freakin comment for that.....

im_so_ninja 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:09

oh woah, I think u do.

cockseverywhere 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:08

I see one.

Austtinn 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:00

oh man OP, not the brightest?

im_so_ninja 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:07

yes....Fyl indeed... 0.o

1tigerpaw9 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:15

the same thing happened to me yesterday!

PulselCie 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:20

Retard.

BriMcClintock 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:21

dude!! I do that all the time! I always keep a pair in my trunk

vivsss 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:23

go buy some new ones

BriMcClintock 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:23

just tell your boss you're wearing ur skin shoes

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