Animals: Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave....

By aherdofpigs - 02/09/2013 19:22 - United States

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML

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Pussy blocked

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Comments

missd420 16

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:00

Before you are ready to leave, lock him in the bathroom with food, water and a litter box.

jl_word 10

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:08

Whipped by your pussy

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:19

And thus began the tyrannical rule of the Iron Kitty.

KaylaTackett 18

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:28

It's a cat! Pick it up and put it in another room.

monnanon 13

Tuesday 3 September 2013 7:53

so speaks someone who never owned a cat. anyone who picks up a pissed off cat does not value their skin.

karikat826 2

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:49

Congratulations, you have successfully found the proper Master Cat to Slave Human relationship that most cat owners strive to achieve. Don't forget to bow to thy feline overlord and fetch him a can of tuna.