Kids: Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem...

By whosurdaddy - 06/01/2017 06:44

Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML

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Friday 6 January 2017 15:53

You should've told them for every piece of clothing they remove, you'll do the same.

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Friday 6 January 2017 11:43

How old are they? I hope you had a talk with them once they sobered up

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totallynotemily 25

Friday 6 January 2017 11:43

How old are they? I hope you had a talk with them once they sobered up

extremereviews 26

Friday 6 January 2017 15:53

You should've told them for every piece of clothing they remove, you'll do the same.

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Friday 6 January 2017 16:04

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Vagitarian4life 14

Friday 6 January 2017 16:06

Can I get an invite to your next party?

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Friday 6 January 2017 16:28

What is " the Macarena" Alex .

RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 January 2017 16:33

We should become friends. When's the next party?

Jon Yamauchi 2

Friday 6 January 2017 20:25

<p>Let me know when u have ur next family gathering!</p>

Soninuva 41

Friday 6 January 2017 23:49

Some people really need to calm down.

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Saturday 7 January 2017 0:28

I apologize for acting that way, mother. You knew what you were doing bringing out the tequila though.

r1has 28

Saturday 7 January 2017 8:30

I don't know what's more disturbing, the FML, why the OP was there in the first place, or the username

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