Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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sucksforyoudude 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:05

mist have been his first time too

AngryNinja 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:03

no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.

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danman91 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:51

what a waste lol

angry_girl 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:53

that blows .... ha ha blows

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:00

Double up on the latex.

Sandstorm_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:13

Stupidest thing I have ever heard.

HeeeB21 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:12

I hope it wasn't to a guy LOL

terror_twins 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:12

I wouldn't even call that sex hahaha

Snehvide 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:18

sounds like my first time.. that suckes

ukiba 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:25

maybe you should loosen up a little

sidvoltaire 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:49

Deal with it

EPICApathy 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:50

look at the bright atleast it wasn't 30 mins of the worst sex you had.

R3kli3 10

Tuesday 9 February 2010 11:02

Oh Jesus Lord!!

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