Intimacy: Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2011 18:09 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 1:03

why were you beating your pet ferret?

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:43

42- That comment was made so much better by the cat in your picture.

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justfml22 13

Monday 12 October 2015 21:31

By spanking the ferret he means that he was masturbating

mcsht47 7

Saturday 2 July 2016 1:58

"Spanking my ferret"

lizt 22

Saturday 27 August 2016 19:20

Wtf did I just read?!?!

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