Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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I keep a spare key in my wallet.

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