Intimacy: Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with...

By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML

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malaak2 16

Monday 28 July 2014 11:37

Lol I hope your little brother isn't too little

MissSatan 16

Monday 28 July 2014 11:37

start hooking up with their sibling too

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:38

What kind of little?

gimmethatbetty 7

Sunday 3 August 2014 5:06

I'd smack her

Blippety 23

Wednesday 6 August 2014 22:51

"This would have been fine, but..." It would have!?

annarcheer 19

Thursday 21 August 2014 4:31

I wouldn't wanna hear that even if it wasn't my bro haha

Guru_Gal 12

Wednesday 17 December 2014 23:11

Elena Gilbert must have posted this!! :D (P.S.: I know that was lame but that's all I've got.)

jairolover 25

Tuesday 21 June 2016 19:44

How about setting some BOUNDARIES?

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