Miscellaneous: Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like....

By MaggotMother - 20/04/2013 10:51 - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

Just picturing that makes me want to throw up my frosted flakes I'm currently devouring

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Probably not like sprinkles on cupcakes right?

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Tuesday 1 May 2018 0:52

were you eating it in the dark? cause if they were alive I should think you could have seen them moving.

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