Kids: Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not...

By hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML

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By Alex - 26/03/2009 04:42 - United States

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2025 08:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, my brother let his kids watch anime without even looking at what they chose. He assumed it was OK because it’s just foreign cartoons. He is now blaming me for his kids' trauma, because I wasn’t there to warn him that "The Promised Neverland" isn’t just a Peter Pan rip off. IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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Sunday 9 October 2011 9:09

Someone answered their own question.

_Vamp_ 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:04

And you can't either gangsta beiber. It's past your bed time you silly goose.

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HannahLouise96 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:23

Never underestimate the power of a pissed off small child.

HannahLouise96 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:23

Never underestimate the power of a pissed off small child.

Scands_59 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:31

You should have returned the favour :D

hatersgunnahat 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:34

At least punish him so he learns his lesson.

ErinLacy 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:34

At least after two times, you can alllllllll you want. :)

PYLrulz 17

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:49

Permission to punt your little brother, GRANTED!

FunwithBumperCar 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:50

Threaten to put pubes in his chili

ea49610 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:52

Time to bring out the whip ;)

zellybo15 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:53

you monster, never deny a child his cartoons

vsat207 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:58

Just draw in some amazing ones

rl021489 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 11:37

You're cute.

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