Money: Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me... - FML

By 7rafe7 - 06/02/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

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UnderstoodCat 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:23

Wow, hobos aren't there to make you look better. You're such a hypocrite for even trying to look better by standing next to one, and god's way of giving you what you deserve is probably your insecurity and uglyness.

Sw33tFML 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:16

um.. dress better?

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Wednesday 3 July 2013 5:46

Hobos here, hobos there, hobos hobos everywhere!

SexyPorcupine 2

Monday 16 June 2014 12:22

are you sure they were a hobo and not a hipster? or a you a hipster?

umerin 32

Friday 20 June 2014 0:13

Spend money on a new wardrobe and anti-asshole classes.

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