Animals: Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of...

By corasmom - 27/07/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

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Thursday 28 July 2011 0:06

Ffffuuuu what have u done? ;o

werx 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:29

Why weren't they in their cage?

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cheesepie08 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:58

loooooool

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:30

The only thing they like better is richard gere's ass.

bloopster 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:18

Why were you vacuuming the gerbil cage in the first place?!

bankrupt 15

Friday 29 July 2011 1:55

Ha No 15, that's exactly what I was thinking but you beat me to it!

lifesosux 0

Friday 29 July 2011 3:55

to number 71- take a joke u frikken prick

daltyboy 0

Friday 29 July 2011 5:51

now they r

daltyboy 0

Friday 29 July 2011 5:53

71 u will never get fuked in ur life.... its nature

hotpinkpepsi 6

Friday 29 July 2011 7:23

lmao haha fyl

justbigbs 6

Friday 29 July 2011 14:37

are they still alive????

jenno740 0

Friday 29 July 2011 15:33

I acctually lol'd at this!

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