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By iVaughtTV - 28/02/2012 22:44 - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

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ByronJess 17

Wednesday 29 February 2012 9:26

... I'm very curious as to how this occurred... The smell didn't give it away?

Swedude 5

Wednesday 29 February 2012 9:32

Bear Grylls approves of this.

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mosquito19 14

Wednesday 29 February 2012 13:39

no they don't, urine have bubbles lemonade do not.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Wednesday 29 February 2012 13:48

Actually.... piss in a bottle or cup looks more like apple juice. How would I know this? I have brothers -_- Anyways, the two smell completely different and really don't look like each other so I'm gonna go ahead and say YDI. Why did you have piss in a container anyways?

ravenxcorvinus 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 13:52

no shite sherlock! bwahaha

meruu_2005 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 14:03

How did you manage to do that lol

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 29 February 2012 14:19

Reminds me of the ol' playground chant; "Milk, milk, lemonade; 'round the back, chocolate's made!"

dubzta 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 14:29

They also smell totally different...

raimbowhairgirl 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 14:49

Why would you have urine in a glass?

Rabidkid 14

Wednesday 29 February 2012 15:16

My piss is clear..

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 February 2012 15:19

They do? 'Cuz when I complain about the taste, they tell me to shut up and drink my lemonade. Are any of you guys familiar with the brand with Mahatma Gandhi on the label?

blink978 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 15:28

Looks more like applejuice.

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