Intimacy: Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady...

By uhoh901 - 25/03/2010 11:07 - United States

Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a site so she can access my test scores. The password was "dick." FML

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Thursday 25 March 2010 19:07

Wow. Why would you make that your password? Especially for viewing test scores? Were you getting some at the time to get that A?

Just_Me_143 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:02

haha, looks like you're not going there for school. unless you have so good test scores she might over look it :)

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Thursday 25 March 2010 19:16

Guys! Maybe it's not the OP's fault. Last semester in one of my classes I had to access a special website to upload my essays. The password was dick. It was made so by the school and nothing could be done. I'm not even kidding.

o0XMzMayX0o 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:16

seriously that sounds like invation of privacy. well she has no business knowing ur pasword and if there was another way she really intruded. Hopefully u will never see the lady lol.