Love: Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone...

By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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Nice dude

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

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By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

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By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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Better than nothing

By Fluory - 07/12/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

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Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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Get it on, bang a gong

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 15:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML

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billykafka 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:10

If you took his response seriously you're ****** up.

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:57

He was clearly joking, but you shouldn't fish for compliments. Its unattractive.

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Delatorre30 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:36

Haha epic fail

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:51

YDI foe not having a sense of humor

timeoffire45 8

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:13

that's hilarious, and you did kinda walk into it... :D

xoxmarquitaxox 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:35

lmao that made me laugh

jakeidk 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:28

you set yourself up and he was obviously not serious YDI

lalagirl912 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 6:52

wooaahhh so u want to be HANDSOM he could have been saying ur pretty, and dumb... :)

hippo23 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 2:24

8: win!!!

dkm94 0

Monday 12 July 2010 5:18

haha guy wins

Igniculus 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 8:40

Comment almost got moderated.

shotgunhr 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:49

so op you are stupid dull and ugly?

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