Miscellaneous: Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought...

By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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Thursday 9 January 2014 12:08

I love your parents

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Thursday 9 January 2014 13:02

Think we have found OPs girlfriend!

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Sunday 12 January 2014 16:53

Dysfunctional family?

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Thanks funny

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My parents are. It could always je worse.

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