Intimacy: Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even...

By CityBoysNow - 11/09/2013 00:14 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

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Cheeley 17

Wednesday 11 September 2013 10:59

So if I get a small car the women will be all over me?

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 11 September 2013 10:59

There's a reason why stereotypes exist. And this guy proves that.

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Mika_W 7

Wednesday 30 July 2014 11:59

well...just look at Jeremy Clarkson in a smart car...

Wolf6661 22

Tuesday 15 March 2016 21:27

Big truck tiny dick, u should know bttr lol

lizzypacker 14

Wednesday 5 October 2016 1:26

Well I know size doesn't matter but honestly I'm glad my boyfriend isn't that small

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