Miscellaneous: Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way... - FML

By notadoorman - 25/07/2014 18:16 - United States - Elmont

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

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Box0choklitz 8

Saturday 26 July 2014 0:35

She deserved it for being that kind of person.

BadApple88 29

Saturday 26 July 2014 0:37

And women wonder why chivalry is damn near dead smh

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Axipiter 24

Saturday 26 July 2014 7:30

Kill her.

KenB99 15

Saturday 26 July 2014 7:57

feminism at its finest

Random__Name_ 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 9:25

That women has anger issues

dabears1011234 27

Saturday 26 July 2014 9:38

She sounds pretty selfish to me.

MoosieHD 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 9:45

What a bitch.

GoodOptions 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 11:20

She and her children will probably end up in prison some day.

SmoothPancakes 10

Saturday 26 July 2014 12:36

What an ungrateful bitch.

nathan_l 8

Saturday 26 July 2014 13:25

Probably a feminazi

ReggieReefer 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 14:36

Sounds like you handled it well. Screw her. Some people just are looking for reasons to be pissed off.

cheshireau 26

Saturday 26 July 2014 14:43

Eff those a**h***s

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