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By Voltron - 11/01/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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xbrit551 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:52

If you end up losing weight, are you gonna make yourself fat because you can't afford clothes too?:p

brewmasterg 34

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:53

Hit two birds with one stone, buy less food and buy yourself some clothes.

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egoldst22 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:21

Diabetes test strips should be what you're worried about.

neonberries 15

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:24

You'll save money too. It's a winning solution whichever way you look at it :D

Tdevonner 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:32

you kno, if u REALLY wanna save money u should do what Im doing: monday thru friday I do not eat anything at all, nothing but water, herbal tea, and a daily multivitamin. On the weekends I eat light n vegan. This way u dont have to spend money on food almost at all AND u dont buy clothes!

lawrahhh 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:33

That and putting on weight is bad for your health...

Epichearts 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:41

Idk how anyone can press "You deserved it" it really isnt their fault whats so ever

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:57

So you are okay with being a fatass?

cjwalsh86 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:35

The clothes at xxxxl men do get very expensive...

Demonsloth7 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:44

Oh boohoo

SilverDazzle 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:14

I'm right there with you.

jonisprettycool 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:24

Yet you can afford a computer/cell phone to make this on...?

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