Today, I have to get up and go to work. FML - FML

Anonymous - 27/09/2021 06:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have to get up and go to work. FML

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doronantonin 5

Tuesday 22 February 2022 11:55

Sounds like you've been sentenced to this torture by someone else. Welcome to the "Squirell in a wheel" club!

doronantonin 5

Tuesday 22 February 2022 11:55

Sounds like you've been sentenced to this torture by someone else. Welcome to the "Squirell in a wheel" club!

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost two years had kept nude photos and videos of his ex, whom he couldn’t seem to let go of from the start. We’re locked into a pricy apartment lease together, and I don’t have anywhere I can go. Thanks babe, love you. FML

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Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

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Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

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Today, despite not eating for a week, my digestive system is still overflowing with gas and I fart every 2 minutes. No medicines help, and the six doctors I’ve been to have not been able to find anything wrong with me. FML

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Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML

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