Health: Today, I have peace of mind that I am not pregnant, thanks to...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2017 08:00

Today, I have peace of mind that I am not pregnant, thanks to my IUD. It's not because of the effectiveness of the contraceptive, but my inability to touch my boyfriend. I haven't stopped bleeding since my doctor installed it 3 weeks ago. FML

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num1piglover 13

Wednesday 11 January 2017 1:15

Have you told your doctor? You probably should if you haven't, that doesn't seem normal.

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Saturday 14 January 2017 8:19

I've had that happen to me. Was on my period for like 2 months. Had them take it out and it ended a week later

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PBcupcake 7

Monday 16 January 2017 8:14

Happened to me. Had a 19 day period but haven't had one since that was 19 months ago   Push thru but talk to your dr

FMLgirl922 0

Friday 20 January 2017 2:26

I feel your pain is having the same problem with my nexplanon

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