Work: Today, I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company...

By wtf_fml_0609 - 01/11/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company I work at. I have to be there in 10 minutes. I'm stuck on the toilet with the runs because I thought it would be a good idea to eat hot chicken wings last night. FML

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dantheman123 0

Monday 1 November 2010 22:52

well stop writing fmls and hurry up!

MizzHearts 0

Monday 1 November 2010 23:00

he deserves this, why? because he ate chicken wings? people who rate this.. have problems

Comments

BigD95 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:54

And u still had time to get on ur phone and tell the world any way

cmac86 23

Friday 5 November 2010 9:39

anyone can eat hot wings and the sauce; the real hero is determined the next day.

Madrias 36

Thursday 18 November 2010 7:19

Too true about that, #49. Hot wings are really quite good once you've gotten used to them. I have to have habanero pepper on them to keep them hot enough.