Intimacy: Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking...

By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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fantasyworld 37

Saturday 21 February 2015 7:48

That's not correct. Emergency contraception prevents the egg from being released and the sperm connecting with it.

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