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spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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Longhorn2011 - 17/06/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

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Stace - 21/06/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML

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superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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krunkrooster 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:17

its ok man shes a bitch

markh110 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:24

Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.

ironboy5 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:52

Chodes (short and wide penises) are the fabs nowadays. So take it as a complement.

bbananass 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:56

aw thats so not cool. im sorry ha its kinda funny tho..haha

TalkCuntyToMe 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:05

its ok i bet her ****** smells/ is loose. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. gross

Inoku 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:16

Protip: Always wear two layers of skin-tone underwear if you're wearing pants with any possibility of being even remotely see-through on stage.

latuka 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:32

as many have said, #16 wins. #68, not bad, i chuckled.

Dianegoesboom 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:32

Aww, tell her to gtfo. I agree with #1:).

Taihen 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:42

Screw her, asain guys are better in bed anyways~ Besides, a lot of white guys are small, and, to top it off, most girls don't even like more than the first three inches or so inside of them anyways (or so the studies I've seen have read).

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:00

wow she suckssss. aw that must have been embarrassing though. definitely an FML! sorry =[

elijahle 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:21

aww. i'm pretty sure you make up for it in bedd.

joey11 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:22

im sorry. thats so bad. *hug* maybe you should wear some decent underwear next time? and don't listen to #77 sorry but size matters.i know this for a fact, i hate the small ones myself.