Health: Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted...

By bruised_scrotum - 15/05/2014 17:08 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

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Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:15

I think she kicked the wrong person.

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:17

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

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OBTrice 15

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:43

You can't kill the messenger

driinkbleach 18

Friday 16 May 2014 0:04

Total class act all around.

tehdarkness 21

Friday 16 May 2014 0:07

Too bad you can't deliver such news via text :p

AverageJoey 18

Friday 16 May 2014 0:15

Don't kill the messenger!

vikky538 28

Friday 16 May 2014 0:17

did you press the wrong button...

chickenfeet223 11

Friday 16 May 2014 0:35

That's wrong. How is it our fault ??

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 16 May 2014 0:43

I think if she had done that in personal life she might not have that problem now.

communisttaco 16

Friday 16 May 2014 1:26

Well shit.

Crenny 16

Friday 16 May 2014 1:27

Does it hurt to pee?

wvcheesehead 13

Friday 16 May 2014 1:27

Like the song... hate the one your with.

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