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By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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bloodxthirsty 7

Wednesday 7 August 2013 3:24

Is your boyfriend Dave Days?:)

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Monday 11 November 2013 6:04

Imagine if this was posted now...

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Wednesday 11 March 2015 8:05

and?

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Friday 11 December 2015 17:22

Does he still have an obsession?

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