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By tpj24 - 08/01/2014 00:00 - United States - Ankeny

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

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Saturday 11 January 2014 3:35

Rest assured that I set the student straight.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Wednesday 8 January 2014 6:15

It seems that you have a lot of teaching to do.

JD1147 27

Wednesday 8 January 2014 6:15

Jeez... Do people seriously believe that?

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RainbowStaple 13

Thursday 29 May 2014 0:02

Maybe this kid just had an obsession with pearls you don't know him.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 26 December 2014 20:21

I hope you set them straight.

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