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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:03

If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.

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Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:03

Should have let him find out the hard way

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BlackFire4890 16

Tuesday 3 March 2015 4:38

he needs to be sterilized

TehButterz 8

Friday 29 July 2016 11:00

If he does it again, plug it in and throw a fork in it…

fuckthisname 3

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is it because the toaster said no?

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