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By T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

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By NotYourTracy - this FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML

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Schizomaniac 24

Sunday 13 September 2015 0:21

Of course not. How idiotic. It means you have syphilis.

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American sex ed in a nutshell

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 20 September 2015 5:04

If your period is several days late, you have a bigger problem - you've likely procreated with a moron. Stupid breeds stupid.

Lucrece_fml 10

Thursday 15 October 2015 10:13

Several days late is no big deal, it can be caused by a lot of reasons (eg stress). Missing a period for several months, then yeah, pregnancy would most likely be the cause if it's not a usual occurrence!

MrBlond 3

Thursday 24 September 2015 1:11

it means you have herpes

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Today, while talking with my sister about why she and her husband never want kids, my own kids kicked a football into the kitchen cabinet, breaking the very bottom shelf, and tipping every plate, dish, and bowl to smash on the floor. My sister just gave me that look, the look that says, “Duh!” FML

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