Miscellaneous: Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They...

By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

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Monday 4 July 2011 12:01

your parents are a win.

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Admetria_fml_fml 1

Monday 18 July 2011 17:34

I would totaly do that!

turkishjew 0

Monday 25 July 2011 4:20

let me guess, that sounds a lot like Cleveland

SayPeanuts 29

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:27

I wish my parents were that cool!

Kayla860 8

Saturday 24 March 2012 3:34

Lmao I want your parents!

droptableusers 7

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:49

I just imagine them taking the head of out the window and yelling Woof! Woof!

spunkylady 24

Monday 20 May 2013 7:22

This is one of the most epic fmls I have ever seen my friend. I only wish you would have gotten a video for us.

doglover100 28

Saturday 15 February 2014 4:15

I wish that was on video.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 5 July 2014 16:12

That sounds hilarious.

magnetic_aura 26

Saturday 20 September 2014 1:36

My Pops does that sober. It's a fun quirk!

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