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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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mutantcow 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:04

so you were gonna get on the bus with only your boxers on?

relyo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

We've been meaning to talk to you. We think you might have a drinking problem.

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BlueTwist89 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:24

Lol, ok....Even if you did miss the bus, did you intend on getting on in your boxers. YTDI, next time check the time before freaking out.

livluvlaff8 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:26

@16 maybe I like #4s answer

PurelyHabit 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:29

Wow, seriously... I've had my moments but...

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:17

Are the shuttle buses yellow where you live, OP? :

OhEmGee5 2

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:23

haha this is funny :)

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:33

Since being where you're supposed to be is much more important than wearing pants.....

saywaturcoco 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:43

u could have checked wat time ur bus leaves to check if that was ur bus .....

J0yce 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:17

Dude chill xD

CrazeDblaze 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:37

today while I was on the bus. I saw a crazy guy in his undies running on the street trying to catch the bus.

WhatANoob 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:40

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