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By Jealousbitch - 12/04/2012 09:27 - United States - Mulberry

Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML

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Thursday 12 April 2012 16:01

McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..

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Thursday 12 April 2012 16:00

How old are you that high school girls bother you?

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just_a_person9 5

Friday 12 February 2016 21:40

At least you're admitting that it's becoming a problem

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 14 May 2016 23:57

As long as you know you have a jealousy problem.

Glitterbaby2613 20

Thursday 1 December 2016 2:31

u must be a Scorpio or a Leo lol....so......which one is it?

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