Miscellaneous: Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 14:29 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

Sounds like everyday of my life.

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Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'

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sarii 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 8:33

Me too :/ I know what you the feeling

Jaybreezy203 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 14:56

Good job !!!!!

natalia32710 8

Sunday 3 June 2012 15:40

I do that all the time.

merser 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:04

lol everyone does stuff like that :)

redwingsfan88 9

Monday 4 June 2012 1:06

Lazy much?

ThatAkwardMoment 2

Monday 4 June 2012 5:53

I'll comment on this... Tomorrow.

Hunts160 5

Monday 4 June 2012 7:20

ok that sounds like a great quote from some great comedian

maddonkey 3

Monday 4 June 2012 7:51

Excuses

Moonheart13 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:26

Yeah thats my life. :)

yaya1213 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 13:01

I do that all the time

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