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By hushnow - 07/02/2011 18:04 - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

"Snowglobes" I chortled.

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Mourningstar 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:42

There is ALWAYS a choice!!!

lekiat 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:07

should have given him a hug instead

Schiffy 18

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:40

You should have just held out your other hand

danman113 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:58

snowglobes.... very cool name for them :3

lemonzone25 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:07

Haha snowglobes :) FYL OP

FatElie 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 7:56

Print out the Man Laws and show them to him. It clearly states that while you are allowed to scratch, there is to be no 'handshaking' thereafter.

ters19 10

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:11

sounds yummy lol jk (no ****)

beast72 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:52

bahahaha who the hell calls them snowglobes!?

HannahPaloozah 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:56

wats a telugu ?

HannahPaloozah 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:59

u shoulda shook his other hand or been like " ah no, I kno where that's been "

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