Health: Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder...

By Paul Williams - 24/06/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

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Friday 24 June 2011 23:52

FYL OP i feel bad for you but i hope yu heal up quickly and go back to hockey :)

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:21

boners how can you hug polar bears in Antarctica? there are no polar bears, only penguins. :@

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:24

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:24

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:29

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:29

Drink more milk.

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:30

97 FTW!

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:31

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:34

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