Kids: Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently... - FML

By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 16 September 2014 14:58

I feel your need for coffee, but at least he was trying to clean up.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 16 September 2014 15:09

Yes, teach your children that taking initiative and tidying up without being asked will lead to an immediate violent response. Perfect. Idiot.

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big_red_05 4

Wednesday 17 September 2014 14:04

thank you! finally a voice of reason. after all, she just made the cup, an old cup of coffee wouldn't be steaming. he needs to pay better attention

TrustStolen 16

Wednesday 17 September 2014 15:44

Stupid for getting a muffin

simpilot312 6

Thursday 18 September 2014 5:34

what cofee was it?

adamfl203 1

Thursday 18 September 2014 6:41

This wouldn't happen if you were a virgin. #vigin4life

DrHothead 15

Friday 19 September 2014 0:21

Honest mistake, but really sucks !

Val_123broken 6

Tuesday 26 January 2016 21:37

Not the coffee!!!! NOOO

Ruthiepooh42 6

Sunday 5 February 2017 15:35

He didn't notice it was a full, hot cup of coffee? Not almost empty and cold?

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