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By smileydays - 29/01/2014 03:09 - Canada - Merritt

Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML

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Wednesday 29 January 2014 14:18

Should have finished the presentation via interpretive dance!

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Go to a doctor and get a cert to prove you were not faking. It can happens for different reasons: a bug, stress, etc.

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