Love: Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend....

By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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By pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

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You need to get a new boyfrieend, someone who respects you op

Comments

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 3 September 2013 7:46

some boyfriend you've got there

Kween_Skiddlez 6

Wednesday 4 September 2013 1:56

And the relationship would have been over.

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Tuesday 10 September 2013 2:11

Glad your alive after the attack

Nat52482 25

Saturday 5 July 2014 18:57

Definitely time for a new boyfriend...if he didn't even care to ask if you were okay, especially in a situation like that, he doesn't care about you

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Tuesday 13 January 2015 15:17

Dump his ass.

Hangryko 31

Sunday 23 January 2022 22:08

I really hope you dumped him.

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