Work: Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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Realorange 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:36

that is ******* disgusting fyl

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:37

Stop using those with aluminium in it. That could be the problem.

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EdenLis 14

Tuesday 13 December 2011 23:16

Damn... Ouch.

ryanTHEgerman 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:25

bro thats terrible

justcallmemini 15

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:13

and where exactly do u work??? :|

MrPichardo 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:00

That happen to me once it ******* blows

GoneClubbin 9

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:34

Thanks for that image...

Turbolag25 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:02

Um, try old spice it doesn't do that.

dartzli 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:00

Sorry to hear that dude but that's a but to much info...

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:23

Mental image...!

lactosefree1 8

Wednesday 14 December 2011 16:10

That same thing happened to me but with full-body hives.

livingdeadgirl91 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:23

The gel, roll on , or spray on ones work the best. Don't get the white solid ones they make it worse and if you really wanna fix it don't use and antiperspirant use just a deoderent and wash ur armpits often

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