Intimacy: Today, I was talking to my new boyfriend, when he told me, “listen,...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 17:23 - France

Today, I was talking to my new boyfriend, when he told me, “listen, I’m not the greatest at sex, so if you want to come, you’ll have to do it yourself." FML

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wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 8:19

yeah I would tell him that he can also make himself come... #Selfishman

kashers 11

Monday 14 August 2017 12:02

That's when you get to say, me too! Have fun on your own :D

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wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 8:19

yeah I would tell him that he can also make himself come... #Selfishman

kashers 11

Monday 14 August 2017 12:02

That's when you get to say, me too! Have fun on your own :D

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Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML

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Today, I had an argument with my husband. I’m a stay at home mom with a six, three, and one year-old. He insisted that we homeschool, so I literally never get a break. When I told him I need people to talk to, he replied, "Why? You talk to the kids all day!” God forbid I should interact with other adults. FML

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Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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