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By so much for a good day - 15/07/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

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Friday 15 July 2011 23:14

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Comments

_Oblivion_ 12

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:10

65 every 6 year old on this site knows damn well what **** is there is no need to * out the word **** because it is very unnesessary. Hell I bet they know how to **** also.

pyper87 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:37

that's what u get for being gullable

ashahhleey 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 6:21

people are dying and you're on complainin here because you had a migraine ? whoopdy freaken dooo.

Locoluis 15

Saturday 16 July 2011 13:29

Bah, people die all the time. It's not like we can do much about it other than take care of our own while we can. I agree with you on this, though. Migraines happen all the time, too. Unless they last days and don't go away with proper hydration and painkillers, they're not something to make a big fuss about.