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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:09

how long have you been spinning her for?..

jawarston 24

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:09

No amusement parks for you

Comments

ally8 21

Wednesday 25 February 2015 1:52

Sometimes movie moments are meant to stay in the movies...

niksatter96 20

Wednesday 25 February 2015 3:25

It's the thought that counts.

Gauzy21 12

Wednesday 25 February 2015 3:41

I don't know what I would do if that happened

jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 25 February 2015 3:48

Cute gesture. Bad ending.

tormcn 26

Wednesday 25 February 2015 4:09

So much for romance..

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 25 February 2015 4:24

She must really love you. I wouldn't take her on a roller coaster anytime soon if I were you.

mistress_paz 30

Wednesday 25 February 2015 4:30

At least you didn't drop her?

jeabusthejeebs 2

Wednesday 25 February 2015 4:46

Do you smell that cause I do it smells like a pile of BULLSHIT

Dalboz 26

Wednesday 25 February 2015 5:10

maybe she's got vertigo?

Nej1988 6

Wednesday 25 February 2015 7:35

I have really bad motion sickness, my husband can't even shake his foot in bed without me almost puking.

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