Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest...

By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 16:00

Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest thing I've had to a compliment I've had in months. FML

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Gesundheit! You should have also received a blessing, too.

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RichardPencil 30

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Gesundheit! You should have also received a blessing, too.

alycion 38

Tuesday 14 May 2019 11:43

Some guys are into cute sneezes. I’m sure there is a dating site for that.

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