Miscellaneous: Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching...

By Aggie_De - 14/12/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML

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lyvingvamp 15

Saturday 14 December 2013 19:53

how exactly could you not feel that?

red225 14

Saturday 14 December 2013 19:58

Where can one find this DVD?

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Ksweety_fml 27

Sunday 15 December 2013 7:32

Lmso... Damn!

TheRoyalBattler 5

Sunday 15 December 2013 11:32

At least it wasn't your F.U.P.A. everyone could see, or was it???

handsomeclassy 2

Sunday 15 December 2013 21:51

I want to see it.

im_a_ninja_apple 2

Sunday 15 December 2013 22:38

What's a camel toe..?

ZackL624 5

Sunday 15 December 2013 23:51

Can I get a copy?

Batsumoto 4

Monday 16 December 2013 4:08

Miley Cyrus is that you?

Sassy_Queen 4

Monday 16 December 2013 4:25

OMG wow that's embarrassing

allliseee 8

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:08

I think it's professional you didn't felt it while dancing.

jdwmoore 5

Sunday 12 January 2014 22:43

ydi

jorgeq161 4

Saturday 29 March 2014 15:50

That's hot.

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