Work: Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny, but it doesn't pay the bills. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:09

And now you have a FML for reading FMLs. Silver-lining.

amberr_harperr 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:09

FML will ruin your job career..

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justfml22 13

Thursday 20 August 2015 19:57

They did gone a bit too far for suspending you. They should have given you a warning but you should've check FML'S while on break or something not while your on the clock.

pineapple_stick 4

Saturday 21 November 2015 23:52

you could say that was fmlception

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