Miscellaneous: Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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Thursday 23 February 2012 16:06

How is that possible?

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SasaCeceGogo 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:20

That's a sign! Go to the gym once in a while, McDonalds only once every 2 or 3 weeks. Possibly a diet could work. Anyways hope you lost some pounds!

ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Saturday 5 January 2013 2:29

YDI for getting so fat in the first place. Less cake more gym

lululatenight 28

Sunday 10 February 2013 0:38

How? Just, how?

ax1995 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 21:47

That's awful :/ You could start a diet plan!

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